Today's OneWord: Alarmist
"An alarmist is not the little man in your clock." "Yes, he is!" "George, an alarmist is someone who - " "Lives in my block." "No, if you let me finish..." "He's the one who rings the bells when I have to wake up!" "Okay, and I assume that the roosterist is the guy who gets the rooster to crow at sunrise?" "Yeah! You know that, too?" "Just eat your cereal, George."