My Cardboard Balcony

Go With Champagne by Belinda Roddie   Baker with a combover's stuck in the wine cellar and can't decide which wine works for moist French bread. "Pattycake" Bentley wants a bran muffin and waits for the baker to come back around. The boy in the corner waves with a biscuit dunks it in his tea and eats it hot but Patty won't fall for the silly boy's winking 'cause for God's sake, Pattycake's the baker's man.

"The return of the Je - wait, no, that' used before." "I didn't know if you were gonna say Jedi or Jesus." "...Return of the Jesus?" "Yes." "THE Jesus?" "Yeah. As opposed to Jesús down the street." "I heard that!" Jesús barked from his upstairs window. We kept kicking at fallen leaves and laughed quite a bit about the coming of the Jesus man. Because the Jesus man saves kittens.