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Tonight's Poet Corner: Sonnet Solstice #299

In Retrospect by Belinda Roddie In retrospect, I shouldn't have tried to get back together with that little bitch. Instead, I simply should have gone with you, though truthfully, you'd think I was a witch. I can't blame you - I'm horrid. I'm a drunk, a chainsmoker, and yes, I'm quite profane - I cuss like an old sailor who has dunked his head too many times in brine. It's plain to see that I'm not too compatible with anyone who still has half a brain or even still a fragment of a soul, so I'll just sit in my corner and drain my fourth glass of the night. In retrospect, I'd know to love better if I weren't wrecked.

Today's OneWord: Hashtags

"Dude, you do not need that many hashtags in your texts to me." "Sure I do!" crowed Sean. "Hashtag texting, hashtag modern!" Lisa proceeded to headdesk as Nicki laughed right in Sean's face. "You even say 'hashtag,' too? Dude, are you trying to reach peak millennial?" "Hey," said Sean, "I like that! Hashtag peak millennial! Takes up a lot of characters, though."