Today's OneWord: Beer

"Get me another beer?"

"Haven't you had enough already?"

"No, see, I had three IPAs. Now I want a Hefeweizen."

"Are you kidding me?"

"I've had a rough night."

"No, a fucking slave back in the eighteen hundreds had a rough night. You're being pissy."

"Yes, and being pissy merits alcohol! Here's five bucks - get me one so I don't have to move my pissy ass!"

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