Today's OneWord: Vaccine

"I refuse to have any doctor give my beautiful daughter a single vaccine," scoffed the mother in the red skirt and white blouse. "You realize they cause autism, right?"

Her words were followed by a yelp as the high schooler in front of her proceeded to slap her across the face. A silence fell over everyone in the line.

"Sorry, lady," said the high schooler. "It's an illness I have. I was never vaccinated against violently reacting to stupid."

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