Today's OneWord: Controller

I wanted to play video games with my girlfriend, but all of my games had been either stolen by my drunk cousin or scratched to high heaven, and the controllers wouldn't work properly because the cords had been bent or snapped or chewed up by my cat Timmy (who I loved dearly, but c'mon, you little furry brat!). She suggested that we go to Burt's house, as he had the most recent hot console.