Today's OneWord: Trunk

"There's a skull in the trunk of your car."

"I know. It's a vampire skull."

"...Is that why there's glitter in the back, too?"

"Pssh, no. That's Twilight shit. That's not actually true."

"Oh. Then what is it?"

"Well, you know how vampires tend to explode into ash when the sun goes down?"

"...So they explode in glitter and you still got the skull?"

"...Yeah, I guess my story isn't too plausible now, is it?"

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