Tonight's Poet Corner: Put It On Youtube
Put It On Youtube by Belinda Roddie This is a social experiment: Let's pour milk from the balcony in Parliament, then watch the MPs who know nothing about the Internet or copyright shriek in terror as they meet their fates in dairy Carrie form. They will smell like Vitamin D for weeks, and their tea just won't taste the same to them with their biscuits. Then, when you're dragged out by the constables, sing to the percussion of Big Ben, who has been trying to grow a mustache for the past century and a half, but he could never make it past cast iron puberty. The bell tolls for your lack of facial hair, my dude.