Saturday's Storyteller: "Hey, hey look, it's like I'm holding the keys to your heart!"
by Belinda Roddie " Hey, hey look, it's like I'm holding the keys to your heart!" "John?" "Look look look!" "John, those are my car keys." "Look at them!" "They are not capable of unlocking my heart." "Wanna bet?" "Please put them down." "But I love how they jingle!" "Can you stop acting like a cat?" "Meow!" "I knew I shouldn't have let you mix your drinks." "Meooooow." "It's a wonder you're not sick." "Mrow?" "John." "Aaron." "John." "Aaron." "John." "Whaaaaaat?" "Can you put down my keys already?" "Can they unlock other things?" "No, they can't." "They unlock your car." "Yes, but nothing else." "So they unlock other things?" "No, they ...