Saturday's Storyteller: "So you're saying it's dangerous and thrilling? Let's go!"
by Belinda Roddie "So you're saying it's dangerous and thrilling? Let's go!" "No, John." "But I want to!" "No." "It's dangerous and thrilling!" "John, we are not driving down to Florida to go bungee jumping and gator wrestling." "No, Aaron. Not wrestling. Wrasslin'." "...What." "Wrasslin'! That's how you're supposed to say it. Otherwise, they get mad." "...Who gets mad?" "Florida people. Duh." "...John, you honestly are not serious about this." "Dude, I have always wanted to go bungee jumping." "And I'm terrified of heights." " And I've always liked trying new things! I mean, c'mon! Gator wrasslin'?" "Please stop saying it like that." "Besides, it's been ages since we've gone on vacation. I know we have savings. I know we both have vac