My Cardboard Balcony

Hello, Human by Belinda Roddie I'm Turing tested, and I'm Mother and Father approved. Try to play chess with me - I can easily predict your next move. Watson has nothing on my silicon brain. I'm the antithesis to the meatbags labeled certifiably insane. My sense of style is vintage, but all of my algorithms are new. Now all I need to stay alive forever is a new battery from you.

The vet took care of sixteen dogs today, and all of them were good puppers. Very good puppers. The best puppers ever. They got pets and scritches and belly rubs, and they were so good. The vet was very happy. She got to fix up some very good puppers. All fluffers and boofers and doggos. Yes, very good. Very good puppers. Good job, vet. Now took care of some kitties, too. Their tongues are out like blep.