Tonight's Poet Corner: No Refunds
No Refunds  by Belinda Roddie   I wasn't sure if I had added enough  ribbons and bows to your present -  all the reds and golds and silvers flashed  like my life before my very eyes. When  you opened your gift, you found it  "charming," "practical," and yet  the gaping gash in my chest begged  to differ; call it cliché and Wham!-esque,  but I figured that giving you my heart  for Christmas wasn't exactly the same  as offering you a functional pump.