My Cardboard Balcony

Behave Yourself by Belinda Roddie If you don't eat your veggies, you will find yourself on the corner of a dirty, dirty street with several old and sluggish hookers. So gobble up your broccoli, because clearly a little more green in your blood will light the way to a brighter future no matter what cynics say in opposition.

What does all the television watching in your life amount to, really? You're watching a medical drama. I could write that, but the doctor is a unicorn who needs to save lives in order to obtain magical powder to survive. What about the cooking shows? I can bake a cake and I can sear a pan of fish as well as any guy with a blonde mohawk and a really gimmicky accent and sense of slang. Let me write and cook. Not watch.