Today's OneWord: Logical
"You'd sacrifice me for your stupid job?" shrieked William, his face going bright red, redder than anything I'd ever seen in my life. His girlfriend, Melissa, nodded as if she had simply predicted the weather. "Of course," she replied. "My job provides income, and healthcare, and retirement. You provide me empty pizza boxes and snoring at night. I'd absolutely pick my job over you - it's only logical."