Tonight's Poet Corner: Style
Style by Belinda Roddie Do not annoy the hairdresser, or she may draw a race track over your skull and drive a little toy car over it for fun. Do not challenge the hairdresser, for she has the power to make you look like a half-diseased squirrel with borderline alopecia. And do not harass the hairdresser, for she may mistake your carotid artery for stubble as she patiently trims your neckbeard.