Saturday's Storyteller: "I prefer chocolate bonbons."
by Belinda Roddie "I prefer chocolate bonbons." "...What." "I. Prefer. Chocolate bonbons." "...Are you kidding me?" "No?" "Hon, you have never told me you prefer 'bonbons' before." "Well...I do." "But I've gotten you bordeauxs for ages." "I know." "And buttercreams." "I know." "And butterscotch schnapps, and chocolate-covered biscuits. And patties. Peanut butter patties." "Yeah." "Your favorite." "..." "You told me it was your favorite, John." "..." "..." "..." "..." "...I may have been drunk when you said that." " What." "I'm sorry. I may have been drunk." "Are you fucking shitting me." "I'm sorry! I may have been drunk!" "Is that the way it is, dude? Me second guessing everythin
