Saturday's Storyteller: "The galapagos raptor is the deadliest of raptors, but it can always be subdued by a large dose of peanut butter."
by Belinda Roddie "The galapagos raptor is the deadliest of raptors, but it can always be subdued by a large dose of peanut butter." "..." "Did you know that, Aaron?" "...When, and how much?" "Huh?" "Drinking." "You know, surprisingly, I haven't had that much." "...Seriously?" "Yeah. Just a couple beers, maybe two shots of spiced rum, but that's really it." "...I don't believe you." "No, I'm serious! Check the recycling box in the kitchen." "I swear, John, if you're lying..." "I'm not!" "But..." "Aaron, I am stringing together coherent sentences right now. Doesn't that tell you I'm just a little bit tipsy?" "...Fine. I'll check." "Okay, and I'll wait." "..." "..." "..." "..." "..." ...