Saturday's Storyteller: "'Jingle Boobs' would be a great name for a song."
WARNING: The following short story is significantly more R-rated than usual. Several references and bad puns about private parts can be found here. Please read at your own discretion. Thank you. by Belinda Roddie "'Jingle Boobs' would be a great name for a song." "..." "What? It would! Jingle boobs, jingle boobs - " "No." " Jingle all the boobs." "John, you're gay. You shouldn't be singing about boobs." "Oh, okay. Jingle boobs, jingle boobs, I am super gay..." "Oh, God." " I'm not squeezing any boobs 'cause I am super gay, hey!" "You are terrible at writing lyrics." "And you're just envious of my singing skills." "Are you kidding me? You couldn't carry a tune in a bucket if you tried." "Don't be silly, Aaron. You can't put tunes in buckets. They're tunes." "..." "Tunes...