Saturday's Storyteller: "My dream job is to be the person who writes elaborate descriptions on the backs of wine bottles." - The SEQUEL!
by Belinda Roddie My dream job is to be the person who writes elaborate descriptions on the backs of wine bottles. That hasn't changed for the past two years. I mean, c'mon, the stuff you read on those things? It just keeps getting better and better. The dramatic language. The insane nitpicking of flavors. The incessant use of a thesaurus, most likely, to detail the aromas of your alcohol! When truly, all I taste is some variety of fermented grape. Now, I haven't got any bite from the winemakers here, and frankly, I don't know why. Perhaps it's more they want. More chutzpah, more shazam, more shine, they say? Well, I'm ready to provide it - alliteration and all. Don't back down from the best wine bottle label writer in town. Give me a chance, my boozed up bros! So here we go. Part Two. Deuxième partie. Let's do this. You ready? I'm ready. Debauchery (Red Blend) Debauchery Red is an outright detonation of gargantuan fruit flavors and stagge