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Saturday's Storyteller: "The day the rally happened, I knew the world was changed forever."

by Belinda Roddie The day the rally happened, I knew the world was changed forever. And I knew it would change...for gouda. What? That pun too cheesy for ya? Well, I don't give edam. Because the Council Of Cheese Lovers had convened on the city, waving signs duct taped to yardsticks and smelling like the finest aged confections in the world - and they meant business. To Hell with the white nationalists wearing khaki pants and carrying tiki torches. No thanks, antifa militants with their bandanas and gas masks. This once ragtag team of Swiss enthusiasts and mozzarella maniacs was now a mighty organization with immense public support and sway - and they were legen dairy! Granted, I was watching this all from my ten story apartment, which I was surprisingly able to afford given my corporate job, and I stared out my window as everyone from old men wearing cheesehead hats (like Green Bay Packers fans) to people dressed up like cows danced and screamed in the city plaza. Also,

Today's OneWord: Agent

She was a super special secret agent on a special secret mission. With her trusty, handy gun, she made mincemeat of everyone. She broke through every single code and hacked computers. Did you know she also stayed in Europe, too, under the name Virginia Blue?