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Today's OneWord: Penguin

Look at me - I'm dressed to the nines. I'm a dapper fucking penguin, I am. Watch me waddle to the buffet and stuff my face with cheese balls and chocolates until my cheeks are sore. I hope there's music, because when I dance, I'm shimmying all over that sleek linoleum. Hate all you want, but I'm a fat tuxedo'd motherfucker who don't need no man and can crash any party like a pimped out limousine.