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Today's OneWord: Raven

Everyone's familiar with a raven. Especially poets. Poets and ravens have sort of a sour relationship, you see. They don't exactly get along. People like to say that poets are cryptic, but in truth, they tend to counter the strange little blurts of annoying lingual gibberish that these birds spew out on a nightly basis. Oh, you don't think ravens speak English? Poe wouldn't think so. "Nevermore" is about as English as you can get. The thing is, that raven in particular was kind of a jackass. He just liked to hover and wait for poets to go insane. Ravens don't have much of a hobby besides that, you know.