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Today's OneWord: Calories

I ate the triple-stacked cheeseburger, even though it had enough calories to sate me for over a week. I finished it off with the extra thick mint chocolate fudge chip supreme shake, and instantly I felt like I needed to be rolled out of the diner like some sort of over inflated inner tube. As I sank down into the dry red cushions of the seat, I watched as my date looked on with what appeared to be a combination of fear and awe staining his face like his cherry soda.