Tonight's Poet Corner: Rap Battle?
Rap Battle? by Belinda Roddie Listen, bros, y'all think you're so fucking lit Look it up! You know that Karen Gillan's the shit She brought the moves like Jagger in Jumanji, folded my heart in pieces like fragile origami Wifey's superior, and I can look, but not touch - other ladies, like Shania Twain, don't impress'a me much But I appreciate aesthetics like I'm in a museum - don't fight me on that fact in my personal colosseum I don't capitalize on Google, 'cause they're so ignorant Spellcheck is quite a bitch, but it helps me with my rant This was a collaboration, though I dunno if it works I'd rather be with my friends than with the goddamn soda jerks