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Today's OneWord: Conspiracy

How many of you believe that vaccinations harm more than help? And how many of you believe that the Earth is flat? And how many of you are delusional enough to question the moon landing or 9/11? I'm used to conspiracy after conspiracy, and lemme tell y'all, it hurts my head so badly that I debate getting a lobotomy. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to circumnavigate the planet while interviewing Neil Armstrong and simultaneously administering him a tetanus booster.