Today's OneWord: Minerals
Go ahead - try our new delicious product! It has all the essential vitamins and minerals you need to get through your day and stay healthy. Perfect as a topping for your everyday meals, or you can consume it on its own! Just be sure to season it. And remember, when the full moon hits, you're going to want to drink an entire bottle so you're strong enough to battle the werewolf onslaught because you know damn well you won't be able to rely on silver bullets to survive.