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Tonight's Poet Corner: Birthday Doughnut

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Birthday Doughnut by Belinda Roddie All it takes is a maple bar, three candles, and a dream. Make a wish, bro - I swear you blew out those candles all the way from Wagon Wheel Virginia. Now that you've reached boring adult phase one, may I remind you that by starting your back troubles early, you get a gold star? Go ahead and stick it onto the bulletin board you'll soon use for grocery lists, baby shower invitations, and contact information for the chiropractor. We're all thirty together, friend, and once we reconvene, the blood sacrifice will begin again. So we can all stay thirty save for one of us, who will disintegrate like dust into the old tomb we've traveled to. We'll celebrate with beers before our hangovers get too nasty. And we'll eat doughnuts. Lots and lots of doughnuts. Because we, and our metabolisms, no longer give a shit. 2009 memories, my dude. Happy 30th!

Today's Ten Word Tale: Hair Problems

Hair Problems by Belinda Roddie "You look like a cockatoo." "Am I a sexy cockatoo?"