My Cardboard Balcony

Welp. I'm married. I went on my honeymoon. I'm now back at work and returning to my regular routine. ...Yerp. That's about it. Have a great night and a great weekend, everyone.

Here Comes The Axe by Belinda Roddie They chopped him up like firewood, leaving him to burn.

"You say you're a certified public accountant?" asked Melanie's date, as she picked at the plate of pasta with shrimp scampi in front of her. "Yeah," replied Melanie. "I actually like it. I know it sounds boring, but - " "It's not boring," her date interrupted. "Just because I don't get it, doesn't mean it's boring. I mean, Hell, I'm a mechanic."