Today's OneWord: Certified

"You say you're a certified public accountant?" asked Melanie's date, as she picked at the plate of pasta with shrimp scampi in front of her.

"Yeah," replied Melanie. "I actually like it. I know it sounds boring, but - "

"It's not boring," her date interrupted. "Just because I don't get it, doesn't mean it's boring. I mean, Hell, I'm a mechanic."

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