Saturday's Storyteller: "Oh, shit, man, doesn't that hurt?"
by Belinda Roddie "Oh, shit, man, doesn't that hurt?" "I'm fine." "C'mon, babe, lemme check it." "I'm fine." "Dude." " What?!" "Let me look at it." "Ugh. Fine." "..." "...What?" "You look really pale, John." "Yeah, well, I don't like blood. You know that." "I get it." "No, you don't." "I do! Remember when I told you about that compound fracture I got when I was fifteen?" "...Right. When you were snowboarding?" "Yeah. Red snow everywhere. I fainted. Luckily, my dad got me back to the lodge before hypothermia kicked my ass." "...Least it makes sense." "What makes sense?" "A snowboarding accident." "As opposed to...?" "As opposed to me breaking a nail like a fucking pussy?" "Oh, John." "