Saturday's Storyteller: "Get your creepy baby doll away from me."
by Belinda Roddie "Get your creepy baby doll away from me." "His name is Jerry." "No." "He wants to love you." " No." "Why won't you let him love you?" "No, no, no, no, no!" "You are so weird!" " I'm weird?! I'M WEIRD?! You're the one with a toy that looks like it can murder me in my sleep, in our apartment! Sure! I'm weird!" "Jerry was a gift!" "Your parents must have hated you, then." "My aunt gave him to me!" "Okay, she hates you, then!" "She's dead now!" "...Your Aunt Liza?" "Yes!" "We just saw her yesterday for her seventy-first birthday. Fuck off with that nonsense." "Aarooooon." "It's a creepy doll, and it's gross, and I don't like it." "Well, he made me feel better when I was a kid." "It's missin