Today's OneWord: Shattered
"What happened to my vase?" "What?" "What. Happened. To my vase." "Um..." "Eric." "Er..." "ERIC." "It's...kind of in pieces now." "...What." "Shattered, you know." "WHAT?!" "But hey, you can put it all in a nice wooden box with a latch and call it fragmented art or something! I don't know!" "That vase was an heirloom, you dickweed!" "Yeah, and now it's in heirshards. Sorry."