Saturday's Storyteller: "I brought you your favorite pie."
by Belinda Roddie "I brought you your favorite pie." "..." "Aaron?" "Yeah." "It's right there. On the table. Your favorite pie." "..." "Strawberry rhubarb. That's your favorite. Right, honey?" "..." "...God damn it, Aaron." "What." "Why did you do it?" "John." "Why? Out of all the stupid arguments we've had..." "Don't start." "You decide to get uppitiy about Valentine's Day chocolate..." "John, please stop." "Then you go to Rick's and get fucking shitfaced. Like, I may drink a lot, but I'm not an alkie." "Debatable." "Shut up, Aaron. Just. Please. Shut up." "..." "..." "..." "..." "...I shut up." " Aaron." "Sorry." "...A bus, dude." "