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Tonight's Poet Corner: Carbs With Friends

Carbs With Friends by Belinda Roddie After Robby ate an entire pepperoni pizza all by himself, I was pretty worried that he would spill the half-digested contents all over my mother's afghan as it wound itself around his sluggish ankles, but instead, he found it more comforting to sleep off the intake of processed dairy, meat, and crust rather than expel it. So I was grateful for that. Three of us played cards while he snored - Chelsea making garlic bread in the kitchen, my sister stirring marinara into her tortellini. We dealt spades and aces that got a bit crinkled when the crumbs from our fingers stained in all the weirdest ways, and half the game was lost in the impending food coma that knocked all common sense from the left side of my noggin. I wanted to drink a beer at some point, but I simply forgot to do so - as if the carbonation wasn't beckoning to be imbibed, and the wheat could be spared from the onslaught of stomach acid for another night. B

Today's OneWord: Irreverent

The irreverent jokester believed in no God, served no king and sent taxes to no president. He had no leader but the one foxtrotting around in his head, feeding him more comic material through a funnel. He had been imprisoned several times along with his sister, who was equally as irreverent but ten times as funny. They would pass around the bucket of pork offered to them by the offended duke, and they'd make more jokes at his expense and laugh loudly enough for him to hear.