My Cardboard Balcony

I Ate Candy Tonight by Belinda Roddie A chocolate-y confection after such a long day is such a nice way to spend the evening. Sugar cravings lost in swirls of milk and cacao. When the warmth has slipped between my lips, I catch a glimpse of paradise outside my suburban window.

Marsha and Tanya went camping for the week, and they decided to share a tent. Now, anyone with half a brain knew what this implied. But Robert, of course, was so dense that you couldn't hold a light bulb over his head without it burning out. Robert thought for sure that Marsha and Tanya were simply "gal pals." He didn't even bat an eye when Marsha excused herself to the bathroom one night to wipe lipstick off her collar after a particularly frisky moment with Tanya outside while they were sharing a cigarette.