Tonight's Poet Corner: Adopt A Friend
Adopt A Friend by Belinda Roddie If you drag your sneakers through the melted asphalt of Fifteenth Avenue, you'll find the Adopt-A-Friend Center riddled with wreaths from last Christmas and cheap gaudy white lights, with a sign too bright to be looked at by the human eye. When you go to the front desk, a twenty-something girl with a 'tude and nice boobs will ask for your name, age, social security number, and all your feeeeeeeeeeelings. Yeah. You want someone to swing on swings with? Nah, less seven-year-old bliss. Ice cream never gets old, though. Movie nights? Chugging pitchers of beer? Too bro? Nah, man. Maybe someone you can hold hands with without being called lovers. A shared smile. A cup of homebrewed coffee. A simple text message. A nod. A hug. Straightforward. Doesn't need the credentials of a hipster, or the potential to be a musical genius. You don't need smart, or strong, or brave. You just want someone you can find sitting a...