Saturday's Storyteller: "That pony doesn't belong there."
by Belinda Roddie "That pony doesn't belong there." "What?" "That pony does not belong there." "...What?" "Jesus Christ, Aaron, I cannot make it any simpler!" "What pony, John?" "That one." "...What pony..." " That one." "Wha - " " That." "I - " " One." "John - " " On the bookshelf." "...Okay, see, that helps." "Duh. What else were you thinking?" "Well, considering you've downed half a bottle of Pinot Grigio before pointing out a pony...I figured you were hallucinating again." "...You're talking about the dingo, aren't you." "I am talking about the dingo." "Aaron. The toy pony does not belong on the bookshelf." "Okay." "It belongs on the DVD shelf." "Since when do you care?" "Sinc...