My Cardboard Balcony

Existential by Belinda Roddie Existential old parental got a new teaching credential cost for it was exponential - it proved very consequential. To pay for the large tuition, he succumbed to superstitions, ammunition for decisions met with hard, bitter derision. Don't promote any religion. So now he's caused a commotion tried to work in locomotion, made a potion, brand new lotion, nothing sold, got no promotion. Existential old parental slowly went to badly mental, while that silly old credential withered on a willow shelf.

In the gallery, the paintings were melting. Not due to the hot sun, but due to the gaze of the surrealist, sipping a glass of sauvignon blanc imported from Italian (which he had surprisingly been able to sneak into the museum without anyone noticing. The guard even asked for a sip). As his Dalí-esque mustache bounced with excitement, he let his arms become crooked like the hands of the clock and tick tock, tick tock away.