Tonight's Poet Corner: I Protecc
I Protecc by Belinda Roddie you come into my house disrespect my family flirt with my wife eat my ice cream get dirt on the couch spout off shitty politics so help me God I will body slam you and then drag you out into the front yard where the neighbors will witness me pulling out weeds and using your craw as a vase for them and you better pay me back for the fucking ice cream!
