Tonight's Poet Corner: I Protecc

I Protecc
by Belinda Roddie

you come into my house
disrespect my family
flirt with my wife
eat my ice cream
get dirt on the couch
spout off shitty politics

so help me God
I will body slam you
and then drag you out
into the front yard
where the neighbors
will witness me
pulling out weeds
and using your craw
as a vase for them

and you better

pay me back

for the fucking

ice cream!