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Tonight's Poet Corner: Quota

Quota by Belinda Roddie We often begin speeches with, "As so and so once said," but we do not tend to start with something they did not say. For we know that William Shakespeare wrote "All the world's a stage," but he did not say, "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood." In the not-so-distant future, the frothy intake of quotable quotations will be so unpurely saturated that we would rather belch out alphabets for commencement addresses than a notable frog's croaking. The word notable will cease to exist, for in an age where art has no quota - canvases can shine from every TV monitor and every small compact miniature screen on a pad tablet stone wax slab you scratch your name and password into every day. Poets will no longer be poets because poets have always shared blood with the obscure. We bleed not for the ink to glow, but for it to spread outward in thick, shiny puddles that radiate the light of the mo

Today's OneWord: Petition

Dozens of petitions were signed with red ink by masqueraders wearing sequins. The petitions called for an end to x-y-z preventative services for some form of personal refusal to cater to any greater human service. Meanwhile, a gay man was told he couldn't buy condoms because he didn't need them and his hellspawn wouldn't spring from any deeper bowel sources. The store owner was promptly socked in the jaw by a liberal messiah.