Saturday's Storyteller: "And that, ladies and gents, is why you don’t press the big red button."
And that, ladies and gents, is why you don’t press the big red button. See, and Earth was so nice, too. Now we've got...what, ruined cities? Craters? Radioactivity everywhere? I give us twenty hours, tops, before we succumb. Now, before I finish my powerpoint presentation on not being stupid and causing a nuclear holocaust, I'd like to thank Holly for bringing us snacks with healthy alternatives - you know, in case our diets actually meant something anymore. Also, I have always wanted to tell her this, but Holly is dead sexy. I'm serious. Just, like...smoking hot. Okay? I mean, I don't know if she swings that way, but this lady in a suit would love to take a lady in a dress back to her office for a "private meeting." Only if she's cool with it, of course! I strongly believe in consent. Hey, where is Holly, anyway? Roger, could you go check to see how she's doing? I know she has an anxiety disorder, and this chain of events since the start of World