Tonight's Poet Corner: I Hate Cucumbers
I Hate Cucumbers by Belinda Roddie It was around the time I hit double digits, and my aunt took care of my siblings and me when my parents escaped to French cafés and London towers, that I realized how much I despised cucumbers. Those atrocious little sliced buggers hidden among the leaves that I was already forced to munch on just tickled and tortured the premature lobe of my underdeveloped brain, and I cried after I had to eat them. When I got older, I became less of a picky eater, and a lot of the food I consume now is the color green, from pastel to forest - spinach, avocado, zucchini. Hell, I even got into pickles, those crazy crunchers marinated in brine over time. But never the things pickles used to be, never the creature before reincarnation; not cucumbers. I just couldn't stand 'em. So really, when I think about it, as the wheels in my head grow rusty sometimes and I need just a little bit of creative oil to get them t...