My Cardboard Balcony

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When my revised draft of my essay was returned to me, I found that the professor had given me the same mediocre grade that he had given me for the first draft. This was alarming to me, especially since the revised draft was two pages longer, had a modified thesis, and offered almost a dozen more quotations and pieces of evidence. When I brought it to his attention, he laughed and shook his head. "I was probably drunk when I graded it," he confessed, which rendered me speechless.