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Saturday's Storyteller: "We crafted the android to be the perfect political candidate."

by Belinda Roddie   We crafted the android to be the perfect political candidate. It had one flaw: It always told the truth. When asked about its opinion of gay marriage, it said it wanted a partner with red hair and a buck-toothed smile. When told to defend pro-lifers, it started telling us the situation was a gray one. When it met with the president of Iran, it said war was not necessary. We took a hammer to its metal skull and hacked its arms off, destroying the circuits that made it honest. With its last words, it explained to us how we violated the U.S. Constitution. This week's prompt was provided by Daniel Bulone.

Today's OneWord: N/A

No OneWord today. I missed it. I was in Santa Cruz. Yaaaaay, Santa Cruz.