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Today's OneWord: Weakling

Don't be a weakling! Be a manly man! Break bricks! Chew on marble! Turn gristle into wussy pudding in your mouth. Punch panthers! Punch cows! Punch anything with more than one horn on its head. Because, hey, rhinoceros can be mean motherfuckers, and you don't want to piss off the fat doppelganger of the unicorn. Here at Testosteriffic, we encourage you to cater to outlandish stereotypes!