My Cardboard Balcony

Lovers' Fashion by Belinda Roddie I have designed a shirt for just you to wear It shows exactly where we first fell in love fireflies and lamp lights chandeliers and champagne dark room and secrets

Mr. Arnold was shocked to find that his beautiful, impeccable, perfect pick-up truck had been towed from the handicapped spot. He gasped. He screamed. He cussed and stomped his feet. And as his face turned violet, he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he found himself face to face with a sweet little old lady...using a walker, no less. "I called the towing company," she whispered. "Don't be a dick next time."