My Cardboard Balcony

On Parade by Belinda Roddie Clap, clap, clap for the jesters on parade Slap, slap, slap like a hand across the face Flap, flap, flap like the wings of birds of prey Laugh, laugh, laugh 'til your pleasures fade away

Mister Nova discovered that both Roger and Henry had cheated on their history essays, but the funniest part was how. It had all started with a glance at a Wikipedia page, then at some of the sources linked to said page. As it happened, Roger and Henry had copied from the exact same articles verbatim - and they had worked together on the plan, too! In short, Mister Nova was happy to invite the sheepish boys to his office at the very farthest corner of the history department building, sharpening a pencil and whistling a tune as they ambled in.