Saturday's Storyteller: "Screw you, Granny! I'm gonna join a biker gang!"
by Belinda Roddie "Screw you, Granny! I'm gonna join a biker gang!" "Pardon, dearie?" "A biker gang! Gawd! I'm gonna join a biker gang and rip shit up, dude. So screw you." "Oh! Well, good for you, dear! I remember my days in a biker gang." "Er...what?" "Yes, indeed! Back in 1955, up to 1976. We ripped up the east coast like nobody's business. It was an all-woman's biker gang, too. We were called the Clits. Certainly difficult for the men to find us." "Um..." "Course, I suppose that's why Denise chose the name. I remember Denise. Tall and supple. Had the biggest, most beautiful breasts. Why, you could practically climb them like mountains. You might have even needed a sherpa. Not like Ella's ta-tas. Those were more molehills than Mount Everest. Shame, really - she did have quite a lovely face." "Uh, Granny?" "Boy, those were the days! Course, you co...