Today's OneWord: Single
"I just don't understand why I'm still single!" griped the overly enthusiastic Anaheim Angels fan, as he guzzled a full pitcher of beer and made a lewd gesture at the closest girl sitting in the bleachers with her arms folded and her lips drawn in a very thin line. His friend rolled his eyes as she turned back to the game. Somehow, she was seriously considering converting to Dodgers loyalty.